Half Cab Productions

Corey Smith has several titles at Capita; Snowboarder, Artist, Party Animal. All 3 are showcased on the 2010 / 2011 Capita Stairmaster Extreme. Besides his artwork Corey Smith would like to share his 11 commandments of partying (or at least 10 of them). Hope you like it.

10 Thou shall bring the same amount of opposite sex with ye to party

9 Thou shall bring and share ye own booze

8 Thou shall not close talk me

7 Thou shall not spill ye bong broth on furniture

6 Thou shall not have sexy time on my bedding

5 Thou shall not swoop another man’s girl

4 Thou shall not engage in deep philosophical conversation while high

3 Thou shall not talk to me about how good you are at snowboarding

2 Thou shall not pee in my closet

1 Thou shall party hard yet still be able to shred the following day